LADY LASERBEAM

lady

Self-appointed leader of Riot Radio. Loud and opinionated and bad at remembering. Tendency to think out loud. Does most of the talking on-air. Knows a little about everyone from almost everywhere. Broadcaster and badass.

IXNEY T. BELLJIVE

ix

Improvisational medic, tech support, and perpetually sarcastic. Backup driver. Sunburns easily. Lady’s second in command since the early days. Hoards old romance novels in a suitcase under her bed. Spends most of her time patching up their home on wheels, a bullet-riddled solar-powered RV.

ROCKY RADCLIFF

rocky

Driver, mechanic, official blowing-shit-up officer. Treasures her patched-up leather jacket, even in the desert heat. Sweet and upbeat, but definitely capable of kicking your teeth in. Used to be part of an all-girl assassin gang.

CY OVERDRIVE

cy

Longtime friend of the Riot crew. Scrappy with a British accent. Kind of a puppy, but absolutely can kick the shit out of you. Runs his own radio outpost in the Northwest, but has recently been contracted by Cheshire for some help.

CHESHIRE MOONSHINE

cheshire

Scientist, engineer, people person. Overseer of the eponymous Cheshire Complex in a town called Archery. Meticulous, brainy, and plays the long game.

GAGE AND DESOTO

gage and desoto

Also known as the Doberman twins. Run a pirate TV show and deal in information, and are therefore convinced they should know everything (and frequently that they do, in fact, know everything). Will respond to any pronouns. Gage is the quiet one, Desoto is the cheeky one.